New liturgy to include ten minute chants of ‘No justice, No Peace’
The Church of England has announced that it is to replace some bible readings with excerpts from critical race theory.
Bishop Hogwash Salton said, ‘I and the Church are institutionally racist, because racism is the trendy reason for any disparities whatsoever between people of different colours. I will therefore be giving my job to a minority and…no sorry, I mean making sure that 80% of all new clergy are minorities.’
Shouldn’t new ordinands by chosen by God not manmade quotas?
‘We know there will be some racists who say that God loves everyone regardless of skin colour, but we need to give him a bit of help to make sure that the right people get chosen.’
When asked if he realised that Critical Theory was never satisfied and would continue to push for change until the church was destroyed from within, he said, ‘As a neo-Marxist I am delighted to see the Church being destroyed.’ A Press Officer nearby jumped in at this point and said that he had mis-spoken and meant to say ‘As a committed Christian and
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