Breaking News: Lion that identifies as Spaniel wins dog show

‘His roaring was wonderful. Much more impressive than the other spaniels’

A lion named Hannibal has won the Bardonshire dog show. ‘We have never seen such a wonderful mane on a Spaniel, Hannibal was the clear winner,’ one of the judges said.

But he’s not a Spaniel

Kerry Howe, owner of Fred, a spaniel that was competing in the same competition later said, ‘I am sure than Hannibal is great, but he is a lion. Lions should not be competing as spaniels. The whole world has gone mad if they accept this.’

Banned

Kerry has now been banned from entering the show again. Already seven other lions have applied to enter the next show in the spaniel class

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