The Freedom Trumpet: Footballer admits ‘We are kneeling to BLT. They are the best sandwiches around’ #taketheknee

‘It shouldn’t be controversial to say that we support BLT. They’re delicious and healthy’

An England footballer who wants to remain anonymous has waded into the row over the team kneeling before matches. ‘Yes, of course we are kneeling for BLT. It is amazing that this is controversial. They are the best sandwiches around’, he said, ‘and anyone who says otherwise is a racist and should be banned from all football grounds in the world for ever.’

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