The Freedom Trumpet: ‘People who refuse to play Russian Roulette are selfish,’ claims government minister

‘They are not thinking of the people who will be saved by them firing a bullet into their head’

Government minister Harry Lime has been supported by colleagues after his claim that people who refuse to play Russian Roulette are selfish.

 

Chucked out of society

 

‘If anything, Harry didn’t go far enough,’ Sarah Bing, minister for Billionaires said. ‘If people are not willing to play Russian Roulette then they have proved themselves to be so selfish they should be banned from football matches and nightclubs. No, they should be chucked out of society. I shouldn’t announce this yet, but we are looking to rent a reservation in Rhodesia where they could all live far from our law abiding citizens who are happy to play Russian Roulette whenever the government asks.’

 

Only last week 

 

When asked if she enjoyed a good game of Russian Roulette she showed a picture of her playing the game last weekend, although critics say that the revolver was a toy and the bullets were made of cheese.

 

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