Don’t give in to Woke Communists shouting ‘cultural appropriation’! In defence of Exeter Chiefs Rugby and their headdresses

The Long March through the Institutions has reached rugby stadia

Who foresaw this one? Rugby is the latest target for the woke, who revel in pulling down and excluding in the name of building up and including. In a sign that the woke really have infiltrated everywhere, activists are calling for a ban on the headdresses worn by fans of Exeter Chiefs on the grounds of cultural appropriation. (They want to get rid of the name Chiefs as well, but these people work in stages and that annihilation waits for us later if we capitulate now).

Exeter Chiefs are a rugby team in England. Their fans sometimes wear headdresses of the kind that a ‘Chief’ might wear. It’s fun. It beats the usual bobble hat. But it’s now deemed inappropriate because… well usually cultural appropriation! is shouted to stop people making money, but here it is just to stop them having fun. It’s claimed to be offensive and mocking. But this headdress wasn’t chosen to mock, it’s an acknowledgement of strength and virtue.

The woke behind the attack of course don’t care about facts. They are the latest incarnation of the society-and soul-destroying neo- and cultural- Marxists. For them this sort of accusation is a bread and butter way to sow division and enmity. It helps with the demoralisation they think is necessary before they can make their final push for communist utopia where everyone feasts on unicorns and rainbows and no one ever again has to work, suffer or die.

We must not give in to this confected grievance. Cultural appropriation as a problem is absurd. Like all wokery it puts the very worst spin on everything and allows of no positive reasons for what they see happening. Taken to its extreme cultural appropriation wouldn’t allow anyone to wear anything that they hadn’t invented themselves, but like most of racially-charged wokery, it of course only applies to white people. It seems crazy to be writing about race in the twenty-first century, but these woke people push their rules to corral whites, who they see as oppressors. While they want to ban whites from wearing anything with its roots in another culture, minorities will usually escape their censure. There’s a word for that sort of thinking and it’s exactly what the woke claim to be fighting.

If we give in to this call then we are accepting the deranged view that white people can only wear, eat and enjoy what their own group has invented. At the same time, to point out the woke madness, under their rules, minorities could walk around in bowties and bowler hats sipping Champagne from Yorkshire puddings and complaining about the lack of cucumber sandwiches.

If we’re really going to worry about cultural appropriation, isn’t the rugby team complaining most loudly about Exeter’s headdresses called Wasps? Soon someone will be protesting that they are appropriating their yellow and black kit from wasps. Outrageous! Cancel them today! It sounds ludicrous now, but let’s revisit in a decade when the woke have sown all the division they can manage with people and have moved on. Or, let’s not get offended on behalf of people thousands of miles away. Let’s stop confusing I wouldn’t wear that with no one should wear that.

Let’s allow people to wear what they want.

Mainstream media must stop giving column inches to all the latest woke insanities

Another day, another woke madness hits the headlines. Today’s concerned the plant wisteria, which, of course, they deem to be racist. 

We have to have another approach. The mainstream media has to stop giving these lunatics the oxygen of publicity. If they want to deem a never-ending list of things racist, then they are of course allowed so to do. But there is no need for the rest of us to report it or read about it. 

The woke way depends on getting in the newspapers and causing outrage. That can easily be stopped if no one actually takes an interest in their announcements. 

After all, we know that they will not be happy until everything has been demonised and destroyed. So let’s just assume that every day there will be a new woke announcement and something else, probably much loved, will be deemed unacceptable. 

There is no need for us to take any interest. The majority of us don’t think that wisteria is racist, and we can go on with our lives, happily planting and tending wisteria without knowing that the neo-Marxists have targeted it. The woke can make all the this is racist pronouncements that they want, but the rest of us won’t have to hear it and if they’re not actually upsetting anyone they’ll soon have to find another way to frame their destructive anti-western ideas.

Of course, that new and improved leftism might be even worse, although it’s hard to see where they could go. But let’s stop encouraging their current method of trying to destroy something beloved of many by making spurious accusations. 

Breaking News: Lion that identifies as Spaniel wins dog show

‘His roaring was wonderful. Much more impressive than the other spaniels’

A lion named Hannibal has won the Bardonshire dog show. ‘We have never seen such a wonderful mane on a Spaniel, Hannibal was the clear winner,’ one of the judges said.

But he’s not a Spaniel

Kerry Howe, owner of Fred, a spaniel that was competing in the same competition later said, ‘I am sure than Hannibal is great, but he is a lion. Lions should not be competing as spaniels. The whole world has gone mad if they accept this.’

Banned

Kerry has now been banned from entering the show again. Already seven other lions have applied to enter the next show in the spaniel class

Church of England to replace Bible readings with excerpts from Critical Race Theory #LockdownTrumpet

New liturgy to include ten minute chants of ‘No justice, No Peace’

The Church of England has announced that it is to replace some bible readings with excerpts from critical race theory.

Bishop Hogwash Salton said, ‘I and the Church are institutionally racist, because racism is the trendy reason for any disparities whatsoever between people of different colours. I will therefore be giving my job to a minority and…no sorry, I mean making sure that 80% of all new clergy are minorities.’

Shouldn’t new ordinands by chosen by God not manmade quotas?

‘We know there will be some racists who say that God loves everyone regardless of skin colour, but we need to give him a bit of help to make sure that the right people get chosen.’

Destroyed church of england

When asked if he realised that Critical Theory was never satisfied and would continue to push for change until the church was destroyed from within, he said, ‘As a neo-Marxist I am delighted to see the Church being destroyed.’ A Press Officer nearby jumped in at this point and said that he had mis-spoken and meant to say ‘As a committed Christian and

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Diverse and Diversibility: Newly discovered novel proves Jane Austen was actually a black woman

Novel found down the back of a sofa in Bath pub hailed as her best work

Thanks to a newly discovered novel it has been revealed that Jane Austen was not the daughter of a clergyman who lived in Bath, but was actually an African woman from Ghana.

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Suspicions

‘We though she might be black,’ Horace Gitt, curator of Austeniana at the British Library said, ‘owing to her skilful use of language that seems quite unfitting for a white woman. The discovery of Diverse and Diversibility really proves that Jane was in fact a black woman from Ghana. This makes much more sense.’

Everyone is a racist

The plot of Diverse and Diversibility concerns a woman who thinks that everyone she meets is a racist. ‘She left behind her nonsense about human relationships and focused on the one issue that matters – finding racism everywhere.’ When asked if it might be a forgery, Gitt said

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University bans correct spelling in an attempt to destroy Western Civilisation, sorry, a push for inclusivity and equity

‘Your alphabetical truth is as valid as any other’ says university, claiming correct spelling is just another example of white supremacy along with gardening

The University of Weston-Super-Mare has banned correct spelling and any of its educators who mark a student down for bad spelling are to be shot.

Different alphabetical truths

‘There is no such thing as bad spelling,’ Corinth Jackson, lecturer in Anti-Maleness said today. ‘There are just different alphabetical truths. Who are we to say that the way of spelling a word for centuries is the right way?’ Anna da Dreep, professor of agender studies added, ‘Spelling correctly is the main way that white racists spread their bile-filled message of hate. Dickens, Shakespeare, Trollope, Agatha Christie, all spelt correctly, or is it spelled correctly – see, even I am suffering from their evil need for correct words to be used. Anyway, this is the way to get more minorities into university.’

Utter confusion

Critics of the move have said that lowering standards is surely not the way to improve anything for anyone, and that this will lead to confusion. ‘It could even lead to death’, said GG Plib. ‘Imagine if these students misspell their online search when searching for gin and accidentally buy a gun.’

What is the aim?

When asked what possible advantage there could be for students who cannot spell, Dreep said, ‘This is an important step in the drive to destroy Western

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