‘Your alphabetical truth is as valid as any other’ says university, claiming correct spelling is just another example of white supremacy along with gardening
The University of Weston-Super-Mare has banned correct spelling and any of its educators who mark a student down for bad spelling are to be shot.
Different alphabetical truths
‘There is no such thing as bad spelling,’ Corinth Jackson, lecturer in Anti-Maleness said today. ‘There are just different alphabetical truths. Who are we to say that the way of spelling a word for centuries is the right way?’ Anna da Dreep, professor of agender studies added, ‘Spelling correctly is the main way that white racists spread their bile-filled message of hate. Dickens, Shakespeare, Trollope, Agatha Christie, all spelt correctly, or is it spelled correctly – see, even I am suffering from their evil need for correct words to be used. Anyway, this is the way to get more minorities into university.’
Utter confusion
Critics of the move have said that lowering standards is surely not the way to improve anything for anyone, and that this will lead to confusion. ‘It could even lead to death’, said GG Plib. ‘Imagine if these students misspell their online search when searching for gin and accidentally buy a gun.’
What is the aim?
When asked what possible advantage there could be for students who cannot spell, Dreep said, ‘This is an important step in the drive to destroy Western
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