Leftists worried they are running out of things to call racist

‘We’ve had a good run, but it’s a struggle to find new things,’ said an anonymous spokesman. ‘I blame Brexit.’

After last week’s unsuccessful claim that pickled onions were racist, leftists have admitted they are getting worried that they are running out of things to call racist. ‘We’re just struggling to find the links anymore,’ Mr C said by video link from his mansion in Cheshire. ‘Socks, pillows, cats, tarmac…we’ve claimed all these things must be cancelled, but people think our reasons are getting tenuous. For example we cancelled socks because slave traders often wore them, but people just don’t care anymore.’

When asked if they had overplayed the racism card, Mr C said only a racist would suggest that, swore about plague island, drank a pint of vegan beer and…cont p.24

The Freedom Show – libertarian-leaning animated discussion show about the madness of life all around

Welcome to the Freedom Show. Today we are discussing is our government doing enough to protect us? The bizarre double standards in reactions to murders depending on the identity of the perpetrator and are sunglasses racist? In the studio to give us her opinions is Carmina Hat .