‘Why I love balloons’ did not relate any aspect of balloons to racism, slavery or even trans rights
‘We apologise to minorities and neo-Marxists for not centring them in this short programme about balloons. We will use this as a moment to learn.’
The BBC has apologised for broadcasting a programme about a four year old and her love of balloons that didn’t focus on race.
Won’t happen again
A spokesman said, ‘Please consider our exemplary record on inserting race everywhere. Only this week we have discussed race in programmes about rugby, sausages, gardening, perfume and spectacles. This was a rare slip-up. We have already commissioned the four-year old in question to make a seven episode documentary entitled Why I hate my Whiteness to make amends.
Removed from iplayer
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