Italy: VAX pass or die: How to foment civil unrest

Italy slips further down the authoritarian path by stopping unvaccinated from working

Italy is acting as the canary in the coalmine, showing us the poison that is moving our way in the rest of the West.

Reports say that Italy is going to insist that workers have the vaccine passport, or they will not be allowed to work. Which of course means that they will not be paid. And if workers are not paid, then they very soon will not be able to eat.

How was this ever deemed a good idea? Let us threaten the populace with starvation, that’ll make them get vaccinated. Except that is not how people work. When faced with a totalitarian, illogical, coercive government policy people do not give up. They ask questions, like if this vaccine is so great, why are they using such outrageous, undemocratic means to get us to take it?

Will this really happen? It seems so extreme that it is hard to see how it can. But maybe that is out-school thinking. A lot of extreme things have happened (house arrest for a year, anyone?) If people are put in a position where they cannot work and cannot eat, the government knows that they will protest.

If this goes ahead then the government will be provoking unrest. When people can’t feed their families they become desperate. To play with danger in this way shows that the government is set on demonising one section of society.

‘But they can just get vaccinated,’ people say in the government’s defence. But why would something as extreme as removing someone’s livelihood be done in order to make them take a vaccine? When such extreme measures are being used to achieve something, people are entitled to ask, what is going on before succumbing. Why would a government enact a no-work policy that could kill people through starvation to protect them from a virus? The solution is worse than the disease.

Worse still, people can be fined for working without the vaccine passport. So you cannot earn any money, and any money you do have is taken away in fines.

It is the most totalitarian policy imaginable, save maybe for locking people in their houses for a year. It is terrible to see what is happening in Italy. We have grown up believing that our Western governments have our best interest at heart. Here it is clear that that is not always the case. If the aim is truly to get people vaccinated, for their own good, this is not the way to go about it and not the way to engender confidence in their methods. We need governments around the world, but especially at the moment in Italy, to rethink this authoritarian bent they have all taken.

Breaking news: Unvaccinated to be banned from breathing when outside #Satire

‘This is not a ban on the unvaccinated going outside. They just need to take a very deep breath at the start of their journey.’

Under new plans announced today the unvaccinated will be banned from breathing whilst outside.

Kept apart

‘Even though the vaccine works really well, the unvaccinated need to be kept apart from the vaccinated,’ said Guy Hands, minister for Dinghy Immigration. ‘Under this new scheme, the unvaccinated are not being discriminated against, they just need to make sure they take a big breath before they set off.’

Foreign holidays?

When asked how the unvaccinated would be able to go on holiday he said, ‘I should imagine that foreign holidays will be tricky, but really it depends on the size of their lungs. With a bit of practice they should be able to get to France before they have to breathe again.’

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The Freedom Trumpet: ‘People who refuse to play Russian Roulette are selfish,’ claims government minister

‘They are not thinking of the people who will be saved by them firing a bullet into their head’

Government minister Harry Lime has been supported by colleagues after his claim that people who refuse to play Russian Roulette are selfish.

 

Chucked out of society

 

‘If anything, Harry didn’t go far enough,’ Sarah Bing, minister for Billionaires said. ‘If people are not willing to play Russian Roulette then they have proved themselves to be so selfish they should be banned from football matches and nightclubs. No, they should be chucked out of society. I shouldn’t announce this yet, but we are looking to rent a reservation in Rhodesia where they could all live far from our law abiding citizens who are happy to play Russian Roulette whenever the government asks.’

 

Only last week 

 

When asked if she enjoyed a good game of Russian Roulette she showed a picture of her playing the game last weekend, although critics say that the revolver was a toy and the bullets were made of cheese.

 

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Diary of an unexpected dissident- Johnson makes himself unelectable and mandates vaccine passports in nightclubs

So it’s happened. The reassurances have proved to be lies and the government is introducing vaccine passports for nightclubs and large events.

Let’s just remember that we are talking about Britain, mother of the free. The country that has gone to war for democracy because it is so important and spreads freedom around the world. And here, in England, the government is saying that to live a normal life you have to sign up for government tracking.

This totalitarianism has been announced on the so-called Freedom Day, which must make even the most loyal government supporter wonder how exactly Johnson is defining freedom. At the moment is it only for nightclubs and large events, but given we were promised there would be no passports at all, who knows where it will end?

If you want to look at this policy under its own medical logic it makes no sense. Nightclubs can only let in vaccinated people, yet we know that the vaccine doesn’t stop people spreading the virus.

But more importantly, this ushers in a system which lets the government control where you go and let’s the government know where you are.

It’s temporary…yes, of course. Just like income tax was temporary.

We need to make it clear to the government that this sort of totalitarianism is not acceptable in Britain. It is an outrage of gargantuan proportions to implement any policy that forces citizens to show ‘papers’ to live a normal life.

How does a conservative government even begin to think this is a sensible idea? How can they not see the historical parallels and the dangerous direction this takes the country?

Clearly they are starting with the young, hoping to coerce them into a vaccine that is not without risks for them so that they can go clubbing.

This is clearly an outrageous thing for a government to do. Young people are not the at-risk group for Covid. If they take vaccines they don’t need, some will have bad reactions.

Don’t think that it doesn’t affect you because you don’t go clubbing. Once the vax passport is normalised it will be extended. Do you really think they have gone to this trouble for just nightclubs?

You might think that the government would never do anything that would harm its citizens. It must be doing the right thing. But remember, they have just locked us up for a year without any sort of cost benefit analysis of the policy.

What is their end game? They are implementing a policy that will give them knowledge of where everyone is and will allow them to block people from going to certain places. The control that this policy gives the government is enormous and never ending.

They would never use a vaccine passport for bad, people say. Well, even if you trust this government, and there are many reasons why you shouldn’t, how do we know what a future government might do? And the signs from this government are that they wouldn’t be averse to using such a system.

This is a terrible moment in the history of Great Britain. The French have recently endured similar pronouncements and it appears the government there has backtracked. Let us make sure the government here also has to apologise for even considering this shocking totalitarian attack on its citizens.

Diary of an Unexpected Dissident – from ‘three weeks to flatten the curve’ to you will be sacked from your job for not having a vaccine injection #novaccinepassports

The world has changed so much that to live a normal life is to be seen as a dissident

Wed 14th July

The pressure is ramping up. Yesterday, with most of the population unaware, MPs voted in favour of mandating vaccines for carers. There we have it, the Rubicon has been crossed. People will lose their jobs. People will be thrown into poverty. People will be unable to visit relatives.

This normalises discrimination. If the government are doing it then I can do it, some people think. Already I know of someone organising a party for friends, and only allowing people who have been vaccinated to attend. And they think they are the good guys.

We are living through an insane tyranny. A divisive, hypocritical tyranny where MPs don’t have to wear masks, but other people in the House of Commons do. Where G7 leaders don’t have to wear masks, Social distance or quarantine, but the people serving them do.

We have gone from ‘three weeks to flatten the curve’ to you will be sacked from your job for not having a vaccine injection. This is not the policy of a mature Western democracy that has championed freedom around the world.

What are our politicians thinking? Is there some extra information that we are not being told that makes this all make sense? How do you make sense of this destruction of people’s lives?

Why Vaccine passports are a bad idea and must be resisted

If we let vaccine passports come in to being then we will might as well give up and go and live in China. Although we won’t have to because it will be just as bad here as there. The system will allow governments to control every aspect of your life.

It’s no good saying that will never happen here, we have just been locked in our houses for a year, anything could happen here.

PM’s curtains proving great distraction from vax passports #novaccinepassports #curtaingate

And quite rightly too. Amongst the £billions wasted during this pandemic Who did pay that £58,000 refurb cost? is the big Q

Who paid for the new curtains in the Prime Minister’s flat? We must be told immediately or we will bang on about it ad infinitum, helping to keep issues like whether or not the UK should have a Chinese style vaccine passport off the front pages. 

It’s the least we can do

After we have had months of advertising revenue from the government we will of course still ask the difficult questions. We would not allow the £££ we have received to affect our journalistic integrity.curtaingate Which is why we are asking about these curtains. Once we know about the curtains we can turn to more important things. Like who chooses the PM’s ties and was the

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PM: ‘We will never introduce vaccine passports and you will need one from May 17th’

In an announcement that the BBC has praised for its clarity, the PM has set out his vision for a world that doesn’t have vaccine passports along with the date when they will be introduced 

‘Vaccine passports will never be seen on the streets of the UK and if I am ever asked for one I will eat my mobile phone,’ the Prime Minister said today in the House of Commons. ‘These passports will be introduced next month and I will be glad to use one to get into my local football ground.’

Chelsea United

 ‘I am as you know a huge Chelsea United fan and I think that several more weeks coverage of the failed European Super League would be more interesting to everyone than boring details about the vaccine passports that will never be used here. So make sure you apply for your passport by May 15th, otherwise you won’t be allowed to leave the house.’

Pardon, Prime Minister?

When asked if he realised the contradictions in what he had said the PM laughed and told an anecdote about an old sock.

The Minister for Lying to the Public with a Straight Face, Mrs Holly Birch-Tree then stood up and gave more details. ‘Let me reiterate, as the PM has said, we will not be introducing vaccine passports. They are an awful totalitarian idea. So please register for your vaccine passport as soon as possible to allow entry to pubs. Without them we 

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Have you been affected by any of these issues? Have you ever introduced vaccine passports at the same time as vehemently claiming you are not introducing vaccine passports? If so get in touch. 

Diary of an Unexpected Dissident #1 – Are we looking forward to cricket and Proust, or life in a gulag?

Surely the UK experiment with totalitarian communism won’t continue

Who knows where this vaccine passport madness ends. A gulag in the Highlands? A bullet in the back of the head? Or maybe it all calms down, the government decides the experiment with totalitarian communism was an aberration and we can all go back to watching the cricket and reading Proust. Whatever, here is a diary to mark the descent into insanity/return to normal…

– 6 April 21

Crazy that an Englishman should be writing this. But it’s looking bleak. The government a few months ago said they wouldn’t introduce vaccine passports. A couple of weeks ago it was something they were evaluating. There was talk of them being needed for pubs. Now we are supposed to be grateful that they won’t be needed for pubs, but may be needed for big events.

I don’t care what they might be needed for, they are a monstrous imposition and a huge step into totalitarianism. They would give the government the technological infrastructure to implement a Chinese communist style social credit system. They wouldn’t do that, friends say, this is England. A year ago I might have agreed. But they have just locked us in our houses for a year. That was a definitely a ‘they wouldn’t do that in England’ thing. If they’d do that they could do anything. We can not rely on trust anymore.

The state has turned on its people

How sad that the state has turned on its people. In the Telegraph today Frederick Forsyth said he’d seen nothing like it since the East German government propaganda saying that the Berlin Wall was to keep the aggressive west Berliners out. So many lies have been told it is impossible to believe anything that is said by Number Ten or its spokesmen.

Two friends have told me they have had their vaccines. 

The actual vaccine is not what I am worried about. It is the vaccine passport, totalitarianism, communism, gulags, and having to write this diary from prison that is more worrying. 

Government to build first British Gulags just outside Aberystwyth #vaccinepassports

Government to build first British Gulags just outside Aberystwyth

Days after saying ‘We will never open a gulag’, minister announces first gulag to open

Government spokesman Hartley Porridge today announced that the UK’s first gulags are to be built to house free-thinkers who believe that a communist style Social Credit/vaccine passport system is not appropriate for a Western democracy.

‘Britain leads the way’

‘To be the first European country to roll out the new gulags is a great feather in our collective cap,’ he said, ‘and demonstrates how good we are at solving problems by throwing unlimited money that we do not have at them.’

Mr Porridge denied rumours that Aberystwyth had been chosen for the first gulag because one of his friends lived there, liked dressing up in army uniforms and wanted to run a camp.

‘Proximity to London’

‘Aberystwyth has been chosen for its delightful weather, diverse population and proximity to London,’ he said, ‘And to suggest anything else is an outrage.’
When confronted with a document showing that he was part owner of the new AberGulag company he sighed, said his back was playing up and left the room.

Luxury gulags?

Government papers show that the gulags will be used to house people who cannot show up-to-date Gulag Papers when asked by the local Gestapolice. Inhabitants will be housed in luxury sheds and enjoy several struggle sessions everyday. They will be allowed out after seven years, as long as they have agreed to have their vaccination status tattooed on their forehead and agreed to change genders*.

(*this requirement will change annually depending on the current prevailing ideology).

by our independent correspondent for Gulags Xi Ling-Jones.

Have you been affected by any of these issues? Or do you know someone who should be arrested for believing that the state has no business forcing free Britons to carry Gulag Passports? If so get in touch. Free Social Credit points for all respondents. Thanks, Xi L-J

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