‘We must never allow bigotry to win.’
A plea not to immediately assume that all suicide bombers are bad eggs has been issued by the Leftist Association of Leftism and Associated Means for Destroying Society (The LALAMDS).
‘Bigotry is rampant in the UK, which as everyone knows is the world’s most racist country,’ said spokesman Gav Kilber, ‘And this is raising its ugly head again with people being derogatory and in some cases downright rude about suicide bombers. Some of my closest friends have been suicide bombers and as a nation we need to educate the racist bigots who automatically assume that because someone is a suicide bombers they are somehow a bad person. We need…continued on Page 24